Michael Bay promised that Transformers 3 won't feature any of the hokeyness of its predecessor. J/K, you guys!

Of course it will be hokey. And it looks like that will be provided in the form of the NASCAR-themed robots, The Wreckers. It's not quite wrecking ball testicles or the racist twins but does the series really need robots with mullets? Who does that appeal to besides people with mullets?

Whatever. The target audience will still laugh and squeal when the robot dances to "Achy, Breaky Heart" and spits chewing tobacco on John Turturro. God, I hope this thing develops a meth addiction. (via Topless Robot)