Naomie Harris Could Be The Next Girl We Watch Bond Bang

Ten years ago when she starred in 28 Days Later, Naomie Harris was poised to become a breakout star. And then she didn’t. But now she might.

The Pirates Of The Caribbean hag has been offered an opportunity to shed her rotted teeth and dreadlocks and appear as a Bond Girl in Bond 23. Harris confirmed to Shadow and Act that she was indeed offered a role, though she didn’t specify which it would be. Some outlets report she’ll play Bond’s sexy sidekick but we’re not sure if that means she’ll be the female lead or just one of the many that the lothario spy will squirm around on top of while crying. Frieda Pinto, Olivia Wilde, and Megan Fox have also been rumored to be joining the project in the past few years. Alas, only one can take the role. I think a tickle-fight is the only fair way to decide. I’ll warm my fingers.