Last Thursday, a man was arrested in Chicago while enjoying a matinee of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. And by "enjoying" I mean "sitting fully nude while surrounded by children." Police had to evacuate the theater of 96 moviegoers unaware of the nudity before arresting Edward L. Brown. But Brown has a rock solid defense: a woman let him into the theater, told him to strip, and she'd be right back to “have sex and do drugs.”

Chris Hansen was obviously running late.

Additionally, I'd like to apologize for the lateness of this post. As you can probably understand, these last few days have been a whirlwind of stress and legal troubles. Plus, I still haven't found the time to see the rest of Chipwrecked. (Chicago Tribune)