So many places to begin. It's an exciting time for all of us. Let's just get into it.

"Octomom" Nadya Suleman (click the link for a funny article in a VERY funny context) leads the field of this year's AVN Award nominees with four nods for her sultry, sultry masturbation video Octomom Home Alone. So hot...

Sorry, I got distracted by hotness.

Nadya Suleman enjoys some pretty, pretty, pretty esteemed company, none of whom I know because I don't watch porn. But for those of you who do, here's a rundown of who's who in the world of fucking on camera. For money. Lots of proud mothers and fathers out there today.

Note: This is a VERY long list. It must be like camp where everyone gets an award. For the full list outside of this chucklers, click here.

The AVN Awards take place January 19th at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. 


Best 3D Release
Cathouse ‘45, Pink’O/Sins Factory/Vivid
Jailhouse Heat 3D, Digital Playground
SuperHeroine 3D, Extreme Comixxx/Exquisite
This Ain’t Avatar 2 XXX 3D: Escape From Pandwhora, Hustler Video
This Ain’t Jaws XXX 3D, Hustler/Adam & Eve
This Ain’t The Expendables XXX 3D, Hustler Video
This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX 3D, Hustler Video

Best Actor
Richie Calhoun, Diary of Love, Smash Pictures
Xander Corvus, Immortal Love, Wicked Passions
Dane Cross, A Mother’s Love, Hard Candy/AEBN/Pulse
Richie Deville, My Mother’s Best Friend 6, Sweet Sinner/Mile High
Giovanni Francesco, The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody,
Seth Gamble, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Marcus London, Spartacus MMXII: The Beginning, London Gunn/Miko
Eric Masterson, Dallas XXX: A Parody, Adam & Eve Pictures
Brendon Miller, Happy Endings, Wicked Pictures
Tommy Pistol, Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody, Vivid
Entertainment Group
Anthony Rosano, The Friend Zone, New Sensations Romance
Randy Spears, Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody, Wicked Pictures
Steven St. Croix, Torn, New Sensations Couples
Evan Stone, Mork & Mindy: A Dream Zone Parody, DreamZone/Vantage
Jack Vegas, Blow, Wicked Pictures

Best Actress
Nyomi Banxxx, Training Day: A Pleasure Dynasty Parody, Blue
Ribbon/Pleasure Dynasty/Exile
Alektra Blue, Next Friday Night, Wicked Pictures
Lily Carter, Wasteland, Elegant Angel ProductionsGracie Glam, Happy Endings, Wicked Pictures
Presley Hart, Diary of Love, Smash Pictures
Allie Haze, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
Lily LaBeau, Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions
Remy LaCroix, Torn, New Sensations Couples
Brooklyn Lee, Voracious: The First Season, John Stagliano/Evil Angel
Kaylani Lei, Snatched, Wicked Pictures
Natasha Nice, Love Is a Dangerous Game, New Sensations Romance
Chanel Preston, Romeo & Juliet: A DreamZone Parody, DreamZone/Vantage
Andy San Dimas, Café Amore, Adam & Eve Pictures
Bobbi Starr, The Truth About O, Adam & Eve Pictures
India Summer, The Graduate XXX: A Paul Thomas Parody, Paul Thomas/Exile

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene
Allie Haze: True Sex, Vivid Entertainment Group; Allie Haze, Lexi Belle & Ella
Asian Anal Assassins, Wicked Pictures; Kaylani Lei, Asa Akira, Katsuni, Mia
Lelani & Miko Lee
Birds of Prey XXX: A Sinister Comixxx Parody, Sinister Comixxx/Pure Play;
Gracie Glam, Kagney Linn Karter & Brooklyn Lee
Brooklyn Lee: Nymphomaniac, Harmony Films; Brooklyn Lee, Ruth Medina &
Samantha Bentley
Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody, Adam & Eve Pictures; Ash
Hollywood, Amber Rayne & April O’Neil
D3viance, Rock Star/skinworXXX/Adam & Eve; Alexis Texas, Lexi Belle,
Teagan Presley & Eva Angelina
Girl Train 2, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Dana DeArmond, Lia Lor & Sinn Sage
Girlfriends 4, Third Degree Films; Alanah Rae, Andy San Dimas, Asa Akira &
Meet Bonnie, Digital Sin; Bonnie Rotten, Asphyxia Noir & Skin Diamond
Meow! 2, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan; Kristina Rose, Valerie Kay & Heather
Mind Fuck, Harmony Films; Skin Diamond, Adrianna Luna & Celeste Star
Please Make Me Lesbian! 7, Girlfriends Films; Prinzzess, Lily Carter, Bree
Daniels & Zoey Holloway
Revenge of the Petites, AMKingdom/Exile; Ashley Jane, Leilani Leeane & Riley
Reid Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody, Paradox/Exquisite; Chanel
Preston, Gracie Glam & Dani Daniels
Training Day: A Pleasure Dynasty Parody, Blue Ribbon/Pleasure
Dynasty/Exile; Nyomi Banxxx, Chanel Preston & Yurizan Beltran

Best All-Girl Release
Belladonna: No Warning 6, Belladonna/Evil Angel
Butches and Babes, Filly Films/Combat Zone
Dani, Club 59/Elegant Angel
Girls Love Girls 4, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
Hot and Mean 6, Brazzers
Interracial Lesbian Romance, West Coast Productions
Lesbian Workout, Club 59/Elegant Angel
Lesbo Pool Party, Third Degree Films
Lick My Punk Rock Pussy, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Lush 2, Club 59/Elegant Angel
Me and My Girlfriend, Girlfriends Films
Meow! 2, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan
Please Make Me Lesbian! 7, Girlfriends Films
Seduced by a Real Lesbian 12, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
We Live Together 23, Reality Kings/Pulse

Best All-Girl Series
Budapest, Girlfriends Films
Girl-Girl Hardcore,
Girl on Girl Fantasies, Kick Ass Pictures
Girls in White, Girlfriends Films
Hot and Mean, Brazzers
Lesbian Adventures, Sweetheart Video/Mile High
Lesbian Babysitters, Sweetheart Video/Mile High
Lesbian Psychodramas, Girlfriends Films
Lesbian Sex, Girlfriends Films
Molly’s Life, Muffia/Pulse
Please Make Me Lesbian!, Girlfriends Films
Top Wet Girls, Clark Euro/Evil Angel
Toys & Girls, Lesbian Provocateur/Digital SinWe Live Together, Reality Kings/Pulse
Women Seeking Women, Girlfriends Films

Best All-Sex Release
Allie Haze: I Love Sex, Vivid Entertainment Group
Angels of Debauchery 9, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
D3viance, Rock Star/skinworXXX/Adam & Eve
Four Eyed Fuck Fest 2, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
High Class Ass 2, Live Gonzo/Jules Jordan
Hollywood Heartbreakers, Live Gonzo/Jules Jordan
Lap Dance, Third Degree Films
Oil Overload 7, Jules Jordan Video
Rachel Starr: Dirty Little Tease, Vivid Entertainment Group
Seduction, Elegant Angel Productions
Sexual Gymnastics, Digital Sin
Super Porn, Jama/Pleasure Dynasty/Exile
Superstars, Rock Star/Adam & Eve
Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2012, Elegant Angel Productions
US Sluts 3, Cruel Media/Jules Jordan
White Room, Kelly Madison/Juicy

Best Amateur Release
100% Pure Amateur Teens 14, Platinum Media/Pulse
Amateur Anal Attempts 32, Homegrown/Pulse
Amateur Cheerleaders, CreamHD/Pulse
Amateur Night in the Neighborhood 3, Platinum Media/Pulse
Amateur Street Pickups, Reality Kings/Pulse
Backyard Amateurs 31, Homegrown/Pulse
Busty Amateurs 3, Shot at Home/Pulse
College Rules 6, Morally Corrupt/Jules Jordan
Dancing Bear 4, Morally Corrupt/Jules Jordan
Dare Dorm 9, RK Netmedia/Jules Jordan
GF Revenge 4, RK Netmedia/Jules Jordan
Homemade Fresh Faces 2, Homemade Media
I Fuck My Girlfriend and Her BFF, Amateur XXX/Pulse
Street Blowjobs 8, Reality Kings/Pulse Submit Your Bitch 2, Morally Corrupt/Jules Jordan