As much fun as it is to listen to Pelosi talk about how big Obama's package is on MSMBC, I'm turning my attention to something much more important: Your Morning News.

Marijuana Addiction Makes Woody Harrelson Forget Shoes (MTV)

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Amy Fisher Makes A Porno (Filmdrunk)

Pope Prepares To Sing Chocolate Rain, Film Cats (Variety)

Sienna Miller Debate Rubber Breasts (EW)