Morning News Never Tasted So Good

Wednesday, November 5 by

I was sitting in a bar last night with my girlfriend drinking Talisker and watching the  TV.  A Jewish guy named Wolf and a gay guy named Anderson were talking about how a black guy named Barack had just been elected to be leader of the free world.  Hollywod can’t even write something that good.   

Quantum of Solace almost featured a James Bond Jr. (/film)

Bruckheimer on Pirates 4, Lone Ranger, and National Treasure 3 (Comingsoon)

13 is lucky for Winstone and Liotta (Empire)

Three in saddle for Kerosene Cowboys (HollywoodReporter)

Paramount gets behind Battling Boy (Variety)

Hideo Nakata to direct Chatroom (Empire)

 

AMERICA. FUCK YEAH!

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