We all knew that Mila Kunis was going to play a bad witch, but with Variety's report, it's OFFICIAL, which means that we can commence the "Mila Kunis-Bad Witch" fantasy without having to worry about hearing from Disney's counsel. In the upcoming Oz: The Great and Powerful, she will play the Theodora, the youngest of three sister witches, but my, oh my, the fantasy doesn't stop there.

Being considered for the two older witches, Evanora and Glinda, are Olivia Wilde, Amy Adams, Kate Beckinsale, Keira Knightley and Rebecca Hall. Oh sweet Jesus. Did someone just say "lesbian threesome sister witch fantasy?" Yup. I just did.

The character of Theodora will start off as a good witch, aligned with Glinda, but then defects to the dark side after her sexual advances are rebuffed by James Franco's Oz. Fiction, indeed.

Sam Raimi is set to direct, but no release nor start date has been announced yet.

But seriously. Lesbian threesome sister witch fantasy.