Michael Douglas Beat The Sh*t Out Of Cancer

Monday, January 10 by

There’s hope for Wall Street 3: Money Still Never Sleeps! According to Michael Douglas, Michael Douglas has beat the cancer that was in Michael Douglas. In all fairness, some doctors helped out too.

Cancer-free Douglas told Matt Lauer that his tumor is gone and he’s gearing up to return to work later this year. His first project back will be opposite Matt Damon in Steven Soderbergh‘s Liberace biopic. That’s fantastic news. I’m tired of writing obituaries and it would be a shame if the 66-year old didn’t get to see his young children at least into their fifties. (InsideTV)

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  1. January 10, 2011 1:52 pm

    Lord Tom

    Yeah, he “beat” cancer, just like Patrick Swayze.

  2. January 10, 2011 1:52 pm


    He may be cancer free for now, but he must get through the next three years to be absolutely certain (if I heard correctly by one of the physician’s commenting on throat cancer). My friend wasn’t so fortunate and passed away at 65 after living 5 yrs. post surgery. His system became weak and he died of heart failure. Hoping this is not the case with Mr. Douglas and that he remains optimistic and lives life to the fullest extent possible.

  3. January 10, 2011 1:52 pm


    Where are all the positive people!! thank goodness he didn’t have to live with you guys for support,he probably wouldn’t have made it this far. Just be happy for him!

  4. January 10, 2011 1:52 pm


    A positive attitude is everything. You mean spirited negative people aren’t helping at all.

  5. January 10, 2011 1:52 pm


    Um, we are being positive. We’re saying he kicked cancer’s ass. That’s a GOOD thing.

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