Michael Bay has followed in the footsteps of Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox, he’s crapping on Michael Bay. In an interview with USA Today, Bay admits that Transformers 2 wasn’t that great of a film. He’s even willing to take some of the blame… sort of.
"I’ll take some of the criticism," says Bay, standing at a set built to resemble a dilapidated nuclear reactor. "It was very hard to put (the sequel) together that quickly after the writers’ strike (of 2007-08)."
Are you sure this was on set? I hear Michael Bay has a bed shaped like a dilapidated nuclear reactor.
"One thing we’re getting rid of is what I call the dorky comedy," Bay adds. So the twins, the two bumbling, slang-spewing robots? "They’re basically gone,"
Please bookmark this article for when something far worse than the Twins pratfalls its way throughout the movie. I’m hoping to build a court case modeled after The People Vs. Revenge of the Sith. At least we may have a more fascinating villian (like that matters in these films). Bay admits that the Fallen was kind of a "sh*t character," and reveals the next film will feature Shockwave as the blurry, jumble of robot that will scream his own name for zero discernible reason. He also notes:
"As a trilogy, it really ends," he says. "It could be rebooted again, but I think it has a really killer ending."
Sure. We’ve all heard that before.