Michael Bay has some news for morons. There have recently been rumors that Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon has been having problems with its 3Dness, which is ridiculous. This is Michael Bay we’re talking about. If anything, the only problem could be that his film-making is TOO awesome, and should be relegated to 2D to preserve the fabric of reality. Though he was once a critic of 3D, he’s now seen the light and loved working with the technology. He also encourages moviegoers to buy the more expensive ticket. Here’s his rant via MichaelBay.com:
Wow, I read these morons on the internet who think they are in the know. “We have have problems with our 3D????” Really? Come into my edit room and I will show you beautiful 3D. There has never been a live action show that has pushed the boundaries of 3D like Transformers 3. We shot the entire movie with 3D cameras. I actually loved shooting in 3D.
I will give full details of my process and why I liked 3D in the next week right before the Transformers announcement piece comes out on Tron and Narnia.
And don’t watch this movie in 2D, we made it for 3D.
Did you hear that? He just invited us all to his edit bay. You can come with us but make sure your blue jeans don’t scratch the sofa. Otherwise, we’ll keep an eye out for the teaser attached to Tron: Legacy. And if any of you guys see Narnia, let us know what you thought. I’m betting we’ll see an astronaut attacked on the moon or something. Hopefully, we’ll get to see this sweet baby on film: