Michael Bay Owns Taylor Lautner For 2012

Wednesday, February 16 by

"You clean that plate, Buster!"

Michael Bay has just written himself into Taylor Lautner‘s calendar with the most awesome ink money can buy. With his 2011 already booked up with Incarceron, the Twilight finale, some untitled spy thing, and Stretch Armstrong, Bay was able to secure the overworked teen for 2012. Let’s hope the Mayans were right.

Last night, a script was sent out to all the major studios for auction. Bidding begins at one bajillion dollars (US). There are no details about the secret project’s plot but it’s described as Mr. & Mrs. Smith meets Wanted. So… it stars two Angelina Jolies back when she’d do nudity? Do they make out?? That’d be cool. (Deadline)

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  1. February 16, 2011 12:30 pm


    i like that photoshop.

  2. February 16, 2011 12:30 pm


    Have you not yet met our Michael Bay template? TinyDickMan loves it.

  3. February 16, 2011 12:30 pm



    It has been too long since the last time.

  4. February 16, 2011 12:30 pm


    Finally he comes around.

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