Mia Wasikowska To Somehow Make Two More Movies Before Collapsing In Exhaustion
Her tiny arms quivering from overexertion, Wasikowska appeared before the press and said"I am very happy to have the opportunity to work with these fine filmmakers. I am also hungry, please help me." She was then hurriedly rushed backstage where multiple spectators reported hearing angry shouting and sobbing.
Wasikowska's next movie is Jane Eyre, which is going to be released into theaters on March 11. If the early returns look good enough, it has been reported that she will be allowed to go outside for an hour or two if she promises to stay quiet. (Collider)