After going with big names in several supporting roles, the Rock of Ages producers decided that their lead character would best be portrayed by a Mexican telenovela actor. I mean, why wouldn't that be the best choice, right? The guy's name is Diego González Boneta, and he's also been on the CW's "90210" and in boy band, so this guy has a pretty strong track record of participating in horrible ideas. Via Vulture, here's a sample of the delights that Diego Gonzalez Boneta will bring to this rock opera: