Not Some Kind of Monster, in which the metal band talks about its feelings, and not Get Him to the Greek, where Lars Ulrich banged Aldous Snow's ex-wife. This film, Metallica Through the Never, will follow a roadie around as he runs an errand or two during a live Metallica set.

Hmm. So it sounds more like it's not about Metallica, and more about a roadie, played by Dane DeHaan.

Nonetheless Lars had this to say about his band's involvement: "[Metallica's] way of doing things is to jump into unexplored creative endeavors with no safety net whatsoever."

Whoa. Someone's using the thesaurus they got for Christmas!

The film will hit theaters in August, and Netflix a short time after that. ROCKANDROLL.