Heavy metal boneheads Metallica have decided to continue their streak of bad decision making by announcing they are teaming with Journey to the Center of the Earth producer Charlotte Huggins to self-finance a 3D movie. As presented in Some Kind Of Monster, Metallica aren't the most creative bunch in music today. And if their film-making is anything like their songwriting, we're in for a treat. "We" being fans of watching self-unaware egos crash and burn (or a**holes as we are more commonly called).

There's no word yet what the film will entail. It could be a concert film or more of a straightforward narrative. At any rate, we know it will involve devils jumping at the camera. It has too. (Deadline)