Megan Fox, who Michael Bay finally let Michael Bay film her jumping up and down on a trampoline, needs to wash her very attractive mouth out with soap. And then I should get to keep that soap.

While addressing the panel at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles press conference, Fox had choice words for those who hold the popular opinion that the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film is a terrible idea.
"Let me tell you something about those people. How much money did Transformers 4 make? Exactly. Those people can complain – they all go to the theater. They’re gonna love it – and if they don’t love it, they can fuck off, and that’s the end of that."

There you have it. You must like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. Megan Fox has deemed it so. But, honestly, how could you not? It's got Whoopi Goldberg and dialogue focus-grouped to appeal to the young people with their Dre Beat headphones and battery-powered cigarettes. (Cinema Blend)