Megan Fox Gets Dissed On the ‘Jonah Hex’ Poster

Tuesday, April 27 by

Apparently only Josh Brolin matters on the new poster for Jonah Hex. Sure, Megan Fox is wearing a corsett, and the target audience is more likely to care about her heaving bosom than Brolin’s mangled face, but she doesn’t even get a tiny credit above the hackneyed tag.

Sweet gatling gun, Jonah. Ever tried to fire one with one hand? The kickback alone would rip your G.D. arm off. Then you’d be an amputee with bad skin. There’s a name for people like you: Sally Punkin. We drove her to tears in middle school. Well not me, but people I knew… (Yahoo)

 

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