‘Meet The Spartans’ Duo To Piss Us Off With ‘Biggest Movie’

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Fans of Meet the Spartans, Vampires Suck, and Scary Movie: Tell the person reading this article to you to speak very clearly; you won’t want to miss a word of this announcement.

Writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are back at it again with The Biggest Movie of All Time 3D, which will undoubtedly be a delightful send-up of the 3D trend that no one has ever thought to parody before. Avatar, prepare to get zinged!

Icon Entertainment has picked up the worldwide sales rights and will be shopping the film at Cannes. Not only does this ruin the Cannes Film Festival for me, but also all of Europe and anything located near a beach.

Withou knowing anything about this film, here’s a preview:

  • It will cost $10MM to produce, but somehow look like it cost less.
  • It will perform a brutally unfunny twist on the line “A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.”
  • It will skewer Paris Hilton, cause she’s every bit as relevant as she was in 2002.
  • It MIGHT have the Shamwow dude in it.
  • It will reference Inception no less than 4,200 times.
  • It will net the douchenozzles that made it about $15MM each, because tons of people will see it for reason unknown.

(Variety)

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COMMENTS

  1. May 5, 2011 1:31 pm

    Anonymous

    tween boys see those movies. my little cousin and his friends see every one in theaters, much to my family’s shame


  2. May 5, 2011 1:31 pm

    Anonymous

    tween boys see those movies. my little cousin and his friends see every one in theaters, much to my family’s shame


  3. May 5, 2011 1:31 pm

    Anonymous

    C’mon…. are these films really any less relevant than say, any Woody Allen movie from the last 10 years? …any Al Pacino movie over the same time span? …anything with Cameron Diaz except “Something About Mary”? …anything with Jamie Foxx? …all but about 10 TV shows?


  4. May 5, 2011 1:31 pm

    Anonymous

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