Maybe Rob Lowe Should Replace Charlie Sheen, Muses Charlie Sheen
What does this mean? Well, it's newsworthy in that Sheen referred to Lowe as a "beautiful man," which is pretty funny, but other than that, it means nothing. The only people who can get fired and still choose their successor seem to exist in Aaron Sorkin shows, and this happens to be a Chuck Lorre production, so no dice, Charlie. Everyone following at home, please update your scorecards to reflect this change:
People Charlie Sheen Likes: Rob Lowe
People Charlie Sheen Hates with Every Fiber of His Being: Every Other Living Human
Charlie also took the opportunity during this rare interview to offer an apology to John Cryer for calling him a troll and a traitor. Sort of. His exact words?
"It's kind of a half apology," he said. "It's an apol."
Half an apology for half a man. A nagging feeling tells me this won't be the last Charlie Sheen story we ever do...(The Wrap)