The big story of the day continues to be the massive FAIL on the part of the The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences regarding their Oscar nominations. I spend most of my day reading what I would like to think of as the opinions of younger, more in touch people. Mostly regarding movies, but sometimes regarding other stuff. These are the same sort of people that were massively influential in electing our new president, and who are way more adapted to the media environment that we're all living in. With that said, here are some of the fine works that represent this ascendent generation.

Barack And Michelle Will Do What To Each Other? (Holy Taco)
BIG NEWS FOR TWEENS! Dakota Fanning In New Moon? (Filmdrunk)
Thelma and Louise. Only with 4 aging whores: Sex In The City 2 (WIMB)
Seven Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Villains (Unrealitymag)
Bill Hader To Cut People Into Tiny Pieces, Eat Them (Pajiba)
Uwe Boll, Mike Myers Lead 'Official' 2008 Razzie Nominations (Playlist)