Masturbating Bear To Host The Oscars

Monday, October 1 by
 

Ted and Family Guy star/creator Seth MacFarlane has been tapped to host this year’s 85th Oscars telecast. Unless, of course, he pulls a Brett Ratner and says something offensive between now and February 24th.

The show’s producer, Craig Zagan, made the announcement earlier today, saying, “We are thrilled to have Seth MacFarlane host the Oscars. His performing skills blend perfectly with our ideas for making the show entertaining and fresh.” 

Of course, by “entertaining,” Zagan means “anti-semetic” and by “fresh,” he means abortion jokes. (Deadline)

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