YAAAH-HAAWWW!!!! Pull yerselves up a rock and knock back some apple jack. We’ve got usselves a casting round-up, and it’s gonna be a hog killin’ good time.
JEREMY RENNER – is in talks to play Hawkeye in Joss Whedon‘s Avengers. He’s previously denied his involvement with the project, but he’s ready to talk now that the pieces are falling into place. Will this disclude him from appearing in PT Anderson‘s The Master? Let’s see? Dress up as the Marvel Universe’s archery guy or piss off all the Scientologists in Hollywood? Here’s a pile of cash and a brochure for archery lessons. (THR)
NEAL McDONOUGH – is in talks to play Dum Dum Dugan in Joe Johnston‘s Captain America. Dugan is a member of the Howling Commandos and Nick Fury‘s second-in-command. I’d report further but looking at McDonough hurts my eyes. He should really be required to wear a hat in trenchcoat when out in public. Like a ninja turtle. (Deadline)