‘Marmaduke’ Teaser Proves Owen Wilson Only Does Dog Movies Now

Monday, December 21 by

Here’s a teaser trailer for the movie Marmaduke, based on the classic comic strip Great Dane that isn’t nearly as cool as Scooby Doo. Owen Wilson, fresh off of Marley & Me, provides the voice of the beast, who’s apparently an angst-ridden teenager. Are we talking a teenager in dog years or people years, because if it’s dog years than that means he’s probably going to die soon. If that’s the case then yay.

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