Man Caught Masturbating At ‘Harry Potter’ Screening

Wednesday, December 1 by

We already know that Harry Potter fans really like Harry Potter. But there’s at least one guy who rrreeeaaalllyyy likes it. A South Carolina man was enjoying a screening of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows so much so that he pleasured himself in the theater. Which I guess is frowned upon maybe.

The South Carolina man, 39, was arrested yesterday afternoon at Sea Turtle Cinemas after Bluffton Police Department officers responded to a 911 call about Ofner’s alleged indecent exposure. Using the projection booth as an observation post (as “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” unspooled nearby), cops spotted Ofner in the act.

Ofner, seated in the theater’s back row, was then arrested for his alleged X-rated behavior during the PG-13 movie. He was booked into the Beaufort County Detention Center.

I would just like to say how very sorr I am. I should have just waited for the Blu-Ray. (The Smoking Gun)

rrreeeaaalllyyy
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COMMENTS

  1. December 1, 2010 12:49 pm

    Tinydickman

    Tiny Dickman shall spread the news immediatly!!!!


  2. December 1, 2010 12:49 pm

    mr. gadget

    dont blame him