Last we saw of Macaulay Culkin he looked emaciated and strung out. The fear was that he was on dangerous drugs. We were half-right. Turns out, he is on awesome drugs. Culkin, looking healthier, is the member of Pizza Underground, a Velvet Underground cover band that only sings about pizza.

The songs included on their current demo are:

Papa John Says

I'm Beginning to Eat the Slice


I'm Waiting for Delivery Man

Cheese Days

Pizza Day

All the Pizza Parties

Pizza Gal

Take a Bite of the Wild Slice

You can even buy the demo at the Pizza Underground's BandCamp site. Or you could save that money for non-pizza-centric goods.