Logan Lerman Is Going To Bang His Dad's Mistress
The story follows Lerman as he learns his father is having an affair. In his attempts to stop it, he ends in a relationship with the woman as well. Gross. You can't bang someone who your dad has banged. That's like being one person away from banging your dad, and two people removed from banging your mom. You're sick, Allan Loeb!
And man, Mom is going to be PISSED. (Deadline)