Logan Lerman Is Going To Bang His Dad’s Mistress

Monday, April 18 by

Logan Lerman is ready to get some on camera. He’s signed on to star in The Only Living Boy In New York. Horrible Bosses director Seth Gordon will helm from a script by Allan Loeb.

The story follows Lerman as he learns his father is having an affair. In his attempts to stop it, he ends in a relationship with the woman as well. Gross. You can’t bang someone who your dad has banged. That’s like being one person away from banging your dad, and two people removed from banging your mom. You’re sick, Allan Loeb!

And man, Mom is going to be PISSED. (Deadline)