‘Little Fockers’ Needs Dustin Hoffman to Save It

Wednesday, August 4 by

Little Fockers is in trouble, and Universal Studios is deperately looking for a solution. Earlier in the week, Deadline reported that execs think a week of pickups with the principal cast in September is required to bring the movie closer to a viewable state. They were even at one point considering replacing director Paul Weitz with producer-writer John Hamburg, but that tactic got "rejected after Hamburg visited the set one weekend." He obviously wasn’t pleased with the BBQ chicken quesadillas craft services slaved over.

Now Universal believes the answer to their problems comes in the form of a short, Jewish, 73 year-old man named Dustin Hoffman. Vulture reports that the studio is "looking into whether Hoffman might consider a last-minute reprise of his role as Bernie Focker in an effort to funny-up the comedy." Yeah, let’s shoe horn in the arrival of Ben Stiller’s character’s neurotic Jewish father and all will be well. If Dustin doesn’t cut it, then we’ll fly in Barbra Streisand. If she doesn’t work out, we’ll add a ton more foreskin jokes, say our prayers, and let the chips fall where they may. Somewhere, some Universal exec has a thousand-yard stare and is tracing the trigger of a revolver with his index finger.

 

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