Lindsay Lohan Finally Poses Nude For Playboy

Tuesday, October 25 by
Can you see her love bug? 

In news that would give you a boner back in 2004, Lindsay Lohan has posed nude for Playboy. TMZ reports that despite her rotten teeth and bloody fingers, Hugh Hefner has paid her close to $1 million to strip off. It’s reported that some of the shoots have alread taken place with more scheduled to happen.

However, there is no indication when the pictures will be released or what level of butt-nekkidness will be on display. It’s obvious that she’s doing this for the money since her lifestyle has compromised her career. My only question is, what was the hold-up? We all knew this day would come. In fact, we’ve had a draft of this article saved for years. Just like news outlets do with celebrity obituaries.

If only she posed back when the nickname “fire crotch” was in reference to her hair color.

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