Sofia Coppola is up to her old tricks again, pointing a camera at people bored by hotel stays. Somewhere stars Stephen Dorff as a lazy bones actor laying around all the time at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont Hotel who’s life is reinvigorated by the unexpected presence of his daughter. I guess I should point out that she’s played by Elle Fanning, but I won’t because I hate when children are more successful that I am. So unread that last sentence.
Coppola wants you to think she’s making a point with the plaster mold drying shot (aren’t we all just waiting around for our own soul plaster to harden?), but I see the bigger picture. The laying around. The kitty-cat awards show. Stephen Dorff is obviously channeling Garfield. This will become obvious once you see the scene where he kicks Robert Schwartzman off a table.
Check out Stephen Dorff’s rich man problems after the jump…