What's the point of dating Earth's most gorgeous women if you don't even get the chance to frolic in the waves with them? Thus, Leonardo DiCaprio has announced that he is taking a break from acting.

"I am a bit drained. I’m now going to take a long, long break. I’ve done three films in two years and I’m just worn out,” DiCaprio tells  German magazine Bild (which features this image on its cover):

DiCaprio says he wants to spend that time traveling and raising environmental awareness. “I would like to improve the world a bit. I will fly around the world doing good for the environment.” In a private jet. That burns fuel. And leaves chem trails.

Meanwhile, the tipsy mommy who the fire department needed to rescue will travel around Germany raising awareness about the dangers of sitting in child seats. (via Deadline)