Leonardo DiCaprio Is the ‘Devil’

Tuesday, November 2 by

leonardo decaprio and bar refaeki

I’d sell my soul for that.

For years, I’ve had a hunch that Leonardo DiCaprio was in league with the Devil. What else could explain the stunning career of a man who started out with a bit part on "Growing Pains." But Deadline has confirmed my suspicions by reporting on Leo’s latest project, a film adaptation of Devil in the White City.

DiCaprio will play the notorious serial killer Dr. H.H. Holmes is a murderer of between 27 to 200 people during the World’s Fair of 1893 in Chicago. The original story was a doctor who lured guests into a hotel that had a gas chamber, crematorium and a dissecting table where he would murder and sell their skeletons for scientific studies.

Who knows what sick, sadistic impulses DiCaprio will conjure up while playing this character? I fear for Bar Refaeli’s safety, which is why I must kidnap her and keep her confined in my basement for her own protection. Don’t worry, Bar Bar! Daddy’s coming for you!

 

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COMMENTS

  1. November 2, 2010 5:54 am

    G_d Judge is coming

    BAR RAFF Is NOT aSuper Model ,She IS IRAEL`s # 1 WHORE .Their big Biuld Up is great ! Greater Shall Be The DIS grace When LEO finaly takes a DUMP


  2. November 2, 2010 5:54 am

    Boycott

    Bar Refaeli is a racist bitch. She makes fun of black people. I am boycotting Bar Refaeli and every product she represents. Dont buy the Armani Samsung phone, Bar reps it in Israel because she sleeps with Leonardo. (That’s what Samsung said anyway)
    Dont buy Garnier Fructis and dont buy any Armani products. Don’t buy anything she represents.