Lana Del Rey Is Now Going To Ruin Screenwriting The Way She Completely Ruined Music

Tuesday, September 4 by
If only we could blame her on the Brits.  

Full disclosure: I’m not a huge fan of manufactured indie-singer-songwriter-chanteuse Lana del Rey

“When I was starting, I had a vision of being a writer for film and that’s what I am doing now. I’m so happy”

L.D. Ray

Our dear friend Lana del Rey, who was recently let back out of her cage by her record label after tanking so miserably on last season’s Saturday Night Live, has notified the world that she’s currently working on a screenplay, which is just fine with everyone, because time she spends working on a screenplay is time she isn’t spending destroying music for everyone before and after her.

“Hopefully I will branch into film work and stay there. That will be my happy place. I’d like to stay in one place for a long time.”

Funny you should mention that. Back in your cage, now, Lana.

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