Kristen Stewart In Weird, Twitchy Talks To Star In ‘Snow White’

Thursday, January 27 by

“An apple? That’s… uhm… thanks. You’re old, but… y’know… whatever… yeah.” That’s what I’m imagining dialogue from the new Snow White and The Huntsman would be like with Twilight star Kristen Stewart as the princess who’s into tiny dudes. Stewart’s reportedly circling in on the role like a vampire swooping around a cute, but perpetually nervous looking teenage girl.

As I reported earlier this evening, Viggo Mortensen and Charlize Theron are also in talks to join the cast, as The Huntsman and the Evil Queen respectively. (Earlier, I also reported on bloody cyber aliens, but why am I bringing that up now?) Stewart is the star Universal’s always wanted for the role, and the twitchy woman may be ready to take on another big studio project post-Twilight. She’s apparently been in a lot of indie movies I will never, ever see.

Stewart as Snow White? As long as she doubles as Awkward the dwarf, I have no problem with that. (Hollywood Reporter)

COMMENTS

  1. January 27, 2011 12:27 am

    Penny

    “She’s apparently been in a lot of indie movies I will never, ever see.”

    … Isn’t this the same site that named Kristen’s performance in The Runaways one of the top 10 female performances of 2010?


  2. January 27, 2011 12:27 am

    Anonymous

    Yes but oddly enough we have more than one person writing for the site.


  3. January 27, 2011 12:27 am

    Penny

    I get that, just thought it was weird to have these really opposing opinions from the same place.


  4. January 27, 2011 12:27 am

    Mello

    It is obvious that this site has another editors but I can’t understand how the administrators can let a person as  Geoffrey Golden write any article. This is bad for the site credibility and to this becoming a respected publication.

    The guy is generally low level, prejudiced and a narrow mind. He calls an actress with prejudiced names, practing bullying and says thing like “…the twitchy woman may be ready to take on another big studio project post-Twilight. She’s apparently been in a lot of indie movies I will never, ever see.”.

    Showing not to be interested in know her body of work. He only goal is to have hits in his article.

    OMG! What a loser!

    What I wanted was to read a intelligent and insightful article, not one prejudiced and ignorant person!

    Shame on you!