Kim Kardashian May Give Non-Porn Movies a Try with ‘Tomb Raider’ Reboot

Sunday, June 6 by

Let’s raid some tombs!

Noted pornographer and reality television mainstay Kim Kardashian is in talks to star in a reboot of Tomb Raider, according to "Hollywood insiders." Of course, the term "Hollywood insider" is often applied to forty-year-old bloggers who still collect their dead mothers’ Social Security checks, so take it for what it’s worth.

If the rumors are true, the film will reportedly be shot in 3D and will be aimed at a "teen" audience, a brilliant move considering how much teens love giant bouncing breasts.

Kardashian would also play "something very different to Angelina’s Lara," which we can only assume means there will be even less talking and even more interracial-sex. (ShowbizSpy)

 

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