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Robert Rodriguez To Catch A Predator, Reboot It (Filmdrunk)

Megan Fox Is Laura Croft? No She Isn't (UnrealityMag)

Dr. Manhattan: I Can Clearly See Your Nuts (Playlist)

Why Would I Use My Penis To Work On Your Car? (Tubefilter)

Arrested Development Development No Longer Arrested? (/Film)