And the winners are...

"You brought this on yourselves. Anyone else who's for Team Jacob is going down too!"

"This time everyone better sing. Ready? Ok... It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A..."

"...The Aristocrats!"

"See this authentic Requiem for a Dream Prop? Still has the stains to prove it."

"That's enough, Marvel!" shouted Ed Norton's agent, Kali sticks raised.

The winners will receive Kick-Ass on their choice of either Blu Ray or DVD.

Thanks to everyone who entered. You guys rocked Twitter with your captions.

Kick-Ass is available on Blu Ray and DVD today.