Kevin Smith’s ‘Cop Out’ Trailer is Missing ‘Dicks’ and Balls

Thursday, December 24 by

 

Grooooooaaaaaan. The trailer for Kevin Smith’s new "comedy" Cop Out, formerly know as A Couple of Cops, formerly know as A Couple of Dicks (yes! funnier!), has hit, and it’s about as amusing as tweezing someone else’s pubes. I can’t even tell what the movie is about, except that Tracy Morgan‘s character (I’m guessing a mentally challenged volunteer?) is teamed up with Bruce Willis’s character (a "doin’ it for the paycheck" grizzled veteran who’s simply getting too old for this sh*t?). 

Oh Kevin Smith, what has happened to you. I don’t doubt that movie making by committee impeded on your ultimate vision for this film, but I honestly don’t know if your ultimate vision would have been much better even if you were given free reign. Maybe if Jay and Silent Bob were hanging outside of every convenience store Morgan and Willis will inevitably go in to. After all, you gotta get product placement in their somehow. My ideal sponsors for this film would be Chiquita Bananas and KY Jelly.  

Cop Out rips one in theaters on February 2nd, 2010. Check out the trailer after the jump. Or if you’d like to be more entertained, just watch the opening credits of Panic Room

 

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