Kevin Smith Comes Out Of Retirement For An Excellent Reason: To Make A Movie About A Man Who Becomes A Walrus

Thursday, September 26 by
I bet that walrus mustache tickles like hell.  

In a story that is likely to excite only Jason Mewes and the webmaster of ViewAskew.com, Kevin Smith let the world know that before he gets around to Clerks III (ugh), we’ll be treated to Tusk.

Tusk is the story of a mad scientist who turns a man into a walrus. I’m sure there’s some context here that will make that logline sound slightly less stupid, but I don’t have to go look for it and type it here, do I?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Fine. One second.

Ok. Kevin Smith was really high when he came up with the idea. And it’s sort of based on a guy who paid his roommate’s rent so that he could act like a walrus around him. Hmm.

None of those facts do much to make the film sound less stupid at. All. Oh, but he’s getting it ready in time for Sundance in January.

Ok. That’s stupid.

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