The impossible task of squeezing Kevin James into a stock car has most likely led to his newest project. The comedian has agreed to fall down and get hit in the groin a lot in an untitled mixed martial arts movie. In the film, James stars as a teacher who moonlights as a mixed martial artist in order to prevent budget cuts from shutting down the school’s music program. If Sony is truly in need of a title for this, may I suggest Mr. Hollandaise’s Opus? Because he’s very fat, you see.
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