Keanu Takes Hardline Stance Against Starring ‘Point Break’ Remake

Tuesday, December 24 by
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In case you were sitting around this Christmas Eve, asking yourself, “Hey, I wonder what Keanu Reeves’ opinion on joining a hypothetical Point Break remake!” you now have your answer.

He’s not a fan. He doesn’t want to do it. It’s not “his place.”

He did say that a remake sounded “exciting,” which we all know is a big lie, and that it’s not exciting. You know what’s exciting? Watching the original. That’s exciting. Remakes of Robocop and Total Recall, two popular action films from the Point Break era, have both fallen a little flat recently, in case you needed empirical evidence to support what we all know you’re thinking.

Sadly, it’s unknown whether any of these developments led Keanu to sit on a bench and eat a sandwich in solitude.

But we all hope they did, cause that’s funny.


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