Just As We All Suspected, Time Warner Cable Is Closing In On The Worst Company In America

Wednesday, March 26 by
It took a lot of naps to get where they are.  

In a fairly scientific (not really) tournament-style bracket, Time Warner has defeated reigning champ Electronic Arts in the first round of the Worst Company in America competition. Do they have what it takes to go all the way?

Absolutely. They are a terrible company. But they probably own a minority interest in this site or something, so this whole post will probably be taken down.

Who is worse than Time Warner? Outside the realm of Vladimir Putin and Alec Baldwin, no one. However, the company has some stiff competition with Facebook, Monsanto, American Airlines, Comcast, and others.

I do object to the inclusion of Facebook on there, seeing as how it’s a completely free service that no one has to use or really NEEDS to. However, your Aunt feels that they might be selling her cat pictures, so they’re in here too.

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