Fuck it. Jude Law gonna chill.

And then he's about to find out how much cruises suck. The actor/chillologist is in talks to board the deadly Last Voyage of the Demeter. Based on a segment from Bram Stoker's Dracula, the Demeter is the doomed vessel that transported Count Dracula from Transylvania to England. While in transit, the vampire broke free and ate the ship's crew one by one. It's like a steampunk version of  Alien.

David "I Stake For Vampires" Slade is attached to direct with Noomi Rapace and Ben Kingsley also circling roles. There's no word on whether or not the actors will be on the menu or fitted for fangs. I hope that Kingsley is given the Dracula role over a lifeless CGI-creation or a lifeless Eurotrash actor. It's been awhile since he's gone off the chain and he's already a knight. He can pretty much do whatever he wants as long as he upholds his promise to defend England against future dragon attacks. (Bleeding Cool)