Welp, looks like we’re going back to no knowing which goofy Batman villain Joseph Gordon-Levitt will reinvent and make terrifying in The Dark Knight Rises. Yesterday’s reports that he’ll play Alberto Falcone aka the Holiday Killer are now being protested as false.
Which means we can continue to speculate about this and argue with our friends when our wives and girlfriends aren’t around. It also means there remains a good chance he may play a young butler competing for Alfred’s job with unorthodox and unethical butling. I’ll be really let down if there isn’t a twenty-minute Butler Olympics sequence randomly jammed in the movie. It would still be better for the flow of the plot than The Dark Knight‘s side-trip to Shanghai. (EW)