‘Jonah Hex’ Trailer Brings the One-Liners

Thursday, April 29 by

A Malkovich handshake.

We get it. He’s got an ugly face. But the Jonah Hex trailer wants to make sure you fully understand that fact. Josh Brolin plays a scarred bounty hunter charged with hunting down his oldest enemy (John Malkovich, unfortunately not playing himself) who is preparing to unleash Hell.

Megan Fox shows off her heaving bosom in a corset as another sexy dame that can shoot a gun with the greatest of ease. Also, Daniels from "The Wire" provides Jonah with weapons, and Will Arnett has a mustache and a word of advice. The only thing that’s missing is Kenneth Branagh operating a mechanical spider. I’d like to see Jonah come up with a quippy one-liner for that. One that Will Smith doesn’t already own.

Check out the trailer after the jump. Jonah Hex saddles up in theaters June 18, 2010.


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