Johnny Depp About To Cry In 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 4' Poster
Or perhaps Depp is just looking off into the distance, wondering how he got imprisoned by his own success. There'll probably be, like, 11 more of these movies, and he can't refuse those gigantic novelty checks from Disney. There's not enough will power in the world to resist that kind of sweet, sweet booty. So these might be Stranger Tides for us, but for the guy who'll be portraying this same character for many more years to come, they're likely becoming stale waters.
On Stranger Tides mournfully yarrs into theaters May 20th. (ScreenRant)