Lest you think that John Travolta has gotten soft in his selection of roles recently, ask yourself this: Would a soft person be a gummy bear?

Of course not. Gummy bears are known to be solid, menacing figures devoid of any depraved sexual allegations. Which makes John Travolta the perfect actor to voice Gummy Bear.

What is Gummy Bear? Gummy Bear is European, just like the delightful candy, and is a DJ-like frog that has released some club hits. No. I'm not joking. An animated film surrounding this very, very interesting concept will be penned by the writer of Bad Boys, and will see Gummy Bear teaming up with a "vegetarian vampire bat, a cat, and a chameleon."

Just business as usual for Mr. Travolta.