John Cusack To Dick Around In ‘Dictablanda’
Director Alejandro Agresti (The Lake House) will helm Dictablanda, which sounds like a furniture line at IKEA. The name actually translates to 'Soft Dictator', which is what Muammar Gaddafi calls it when he can't get it up. *Rimshot* Kevin Morris and Paul Hipp (to be square) star alongside Cusack. The film is about an "international incident" and has the hilarious tag line: "People don't die, they get killed." Uh, okay. If you say so, movie tag line.
Filming begins later this month in Argentina. (Cinema Blend)