When reality isn't compelling enough, you find out what the general ethincity of the people in the realistic story is, then you get the hottest singer/dancer/actor whose ethnicity matches those of the subject matter.

Which is why, for the purposes of this article, and The 33, Jennifer Lopez will be Chilean. And someone's wife who is eagerly waiting for her husband to extracted after being trapped in a mine along with a slew of other men.

The film also features Antonio Banderas, Martin Sheen, and Rodrigo Santoro have also been cast so...we're one casting of Vin Diesel away from saying that this thing has gone off the rails.

But not just yet.