I love when a concise headline tells the whole story. The only thing it doesn't convey is how he looked when it went down. But we've got you covered there, courtesy of TMZ. As if you needed a frame of reference, the above pic is Jason London perhaps before, during, or after pooping himself, while below is a picture of Jason London looking very handsome. The differences are subtle, but many.

The story has it that London sneezed on a bouncer, then, instead of apologizing, punched the bouncer, then London was beat up by three bouncers, then arrested, then he called the police a lot of homophobic slur-names, then Jason told the cops that the inside of the car smelled like diarrhea, then he pooped his pants, then he woke up the next day and didn't remember any of it.