24 showrunner Howard Gordon and Final Destination writer-director James Wong have aligned themselves with our eventual robot overlords. When reached for comment, they responded, "What's the threat? We all sell out every day, might as well be on the winning team." Then Roddy Piper poked them in the eyes before placing them in a figure four leglock.

The duo are moving forward with a film adaptation of 2084, the upcoming book series by Homeland co-creator Gregg Rosenblum. Set in the distant future, it tells of a society where robots developed to serve man rise up and now control our every movement. Which doesn't sound like a world I'd want to live in. That's why I eat poorly. (THR)